Kids say the darnest things

I guess it's really true when they say kids say the darnest things. Wayne constantly makes us laugh at some of the things he says. Sometimes endearing, sometimes mind-boggling, but always hilarious. As it is almost impossible to capture these moments on film, this will suffice in documenting the darnest things he says.

I'm sure we will look back at this post and smile whenever we recall these moments.

(1) Daddy about to drive off with Wayne from Ye Ye's house when Ye Ye would always stand at the car door and remind Daddy to drive carefully.

Wayne (mimics Ye Ye): Daddy please drive carefully.

Daddy: Ok Wayne.

*car door closes*

Wayne: Daddy! Go! Go! Go!

Daddy: I thought you just told me to drive carefully?

Wayne: Ask you to race, not crash, Daddy.

Daddy: .................

(2) Cruising in the car, suddenly Wayne says:

Wayne: Can i drink coffee when i grow up? Can i iron my own clothes when i grow up?

(3) Daddy fetches Wayne from school and promises to bring him to a toy shop at Taka during dinner time.

Wayne: I wanna go to toy shop now.

Daddy: No, we have dinner first.

Wayne: Nooooooo!

Daddy: Ok Wayne, you choose. Either we go to the toy shop now, play for awhile and proceed for dinner or we go for dinner first and play for a long time thereafter. *quietly confident Wayne would choose to go for dinner first*

Wayne: Go toy shop play for a short while now, go for dinner and go back to the toy shop and play for a long time.

Daddy: ................

(4) Mummy: Sorry Wayne, mummy hasn't cooked dinner for you this week, Mummy is naughty.

Wayne: Ok Mummy. Please go stand naughty corner.

Mummy: ..................